Gaining

I'm tired of being as skinny as I am, so I'm looking to begin working out and trying to gain mass. Chewing sucks (we all know this), is it feasible to feed myself protein shakes via funnel and hose? Has anyone have any experience self funnel-feeding?

I remember Candi Kynn drinks her stuff in the shower with a funnel to clean her messes easily, but I think we can do better. Take a suction cup hanger or two, bend some coat hanger wire into a harness for a beer bong. Now you can have one hand pouring your drink, and the other on a gasket to control the flow; they even make bathroom friendly stools these days so you can sit comfortably (to a point).