Time: Morning
You're wearing an old pair of pants. The shirt fit better 50 pounds ago; now when you squat down, the shirt gaps open a little between the buttons and belly outline is quite noticeable. When you reach up, the shirt rides up with a bit of lower belly able to be seen.
The water line has frozen, so you are reaching up with a hair drier, trying to thaw it.
Since it is morning, your spouse/significant other comes down to the basement and starts to feed you breakfast while you are working.
After a while, you hear the water moved through the pipe. Your mind has wandered, so you don't notice until you bend down to unplug the hair drier that your shirt is tighter and your belly is visible standing up...
Just a fantasy scenario, I guess that's what happens when your mind wanders while thawing a pipe...
Hopefully you don't have to slide under the car afterwards.
2 months
