-you go to work only to use that HUGE mirror in the bathroom, for large belly pictures.
-you call it FF- instead of fantasyfeeder. Private awesome club for cool people, is the longer name you use for real life friends.
-you take pictures at a bar of the fat girl in the corner to use as a guide for your own gains.
-you notice when people steal other peoples pictures and pose as them on FF.
-you know who is dating who...lollercoaster.
-over breakfast, or dinner you refer to the drama in chat as a metaphor.
-when someone says your pretty you sulk because they didn't mention the recent weight gain in real life.
-you go into chat for a round of people saying hello, greeting you, giving you hugs, and then leave...only to do it again in a few hours.THEY NEED YOU!
-you get jealous someone got taco bell, in the shout box.
16 years