In some alternate reality. I'm sitting in a laundromat somewhere in a big busy city. And as I'm sitting down business picks up good. Lots of people start filling up the place. And the chairs are all snug and uncomfortably close together. The seats start filling up. Two BIG busty fat people come in load their laundry. One sits to my left asking, oh can I sit here? I agree. Getting a bit aroused. Then the other asks the same and sits down to my right..I'm just this skinny little man fckn squashed and struggling between these to 500 lb cows. We all start talking. And by the end I'm like omg what is both your fckn numbers and let's go out for a drink!
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