One time I had a date with a girl and I took her to a buffet. She was barely over 5ft. tall, pretty short considering I am 6'4". She ate more food than me! When we got to the car, she unbuttoned her pants, raised her shirt and reclined her seat. She was moaning the whole time about her belly was going to pop, while I was TRYING to drive. I couldn't keep my eye off of her and her swollen belly. Needless to say I quickly found a place to pull over....
13 years