Fat experiences

...you start to really appreciate how roomy disabled toilets are.

Walking up a few stairs is a challenge.

You get winded running more than a few steps.

The only vehicles that are comfortable are full size cars and SUVs.

You need a seat belt extender on all flights.

You can't lower the airline tray table all the way down because your belly is too big.

Restaurant owners love you because you always order drinks, appetizers and desserts.

Women love to cook for you because you always clean your plate and ask for seconds.

Sitting in a restaurant booth is no longer possible.

Friends can't help but pat your belly and tell you how healthy you are looking.

All theater seats are now very tight.

Your 2 XL shirts and Size 54 pants are getting very tight.

.... every step you take registers at least a 5.6 on the Richter Scale

..... they can't get you out of the house without tearing it down.

...... the open double doors at the China Buffet might as well be a wall.

...... were you to hit the earth at asteroid speed, what happened to the dinosaurs would be considered child's play

When you burst out of the pants your same age and height friend lent you for work.

[quote]heftyheifer:
I think the fact that chairs and beds have broken under my weight makes me pretty fat.[/quote

Yes, pretty fat - and also really hot!

When leaning forward is so hard because your belly is blocking your thighs from going any more.