Fat experiences

1-14-21

I didn't want to go past 200, but 205 wasn't bad. 215 wasn't bad. It seemed like one day I woke up and there was 230.

In 2001, I think I was around 165.

On January 1, 2019, I weighed 223.4. May 15, 2019, I was 230.
On January 1, 2020, I weighed 237. May 15, 2020, I was 242.6.
On January 1, 2021, I weighed 242.4.

Currently, I range from 242 to 248 at night depending on the day. I'm probably one of the few with a morning weight and night weight spreadsheet with graphs...

Life is a bit different being 100 pounds heavier from high school.

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“You barely fit through there carrying all that stuff.”

“He hasn't gained any weight, so it must be all the stuff.”

I guess I wear it pretty well.

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Before Christmas, I mentioned not being able to find raisin crème pies anywhere. Someone was listening and gave me a box of 12 of the large ones. I started eating them during quarantine. It was easy – too easy – to eat more than one at a time without it being too much.

Was given a half gallon of milk, which became a half gallon of chocolate pudding from the other day. The last of it went bad, and had to be thrown away. The other half gallon of milk became lemon pudding. I had a bowl of it. Had some banana bread made from 3 bananas that were going to go bad.

1-15-21

Given two pieces of pizza.

“Do you want this piece of pecan pie?”

“I don't know that I've ever had it...”

“Do you want to try a little piece? If you like it, you can have the rest.”

So, I tried it and was given the rest.

After lunch...

“They say pecan pie is the most fattening pie you can eat, but whatever, right...”

I nodded my head.

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Got a couple 590 calorie tastycake honey buns. Also got a couple giant 710 calorie tastycake honey buns. I've never seen the giant ones before.

1-17-21

Was sent a piece of birthday cake.

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2 fish and 10 nuggets felt like barely anything for lunch at 1pm – guess being distracted helps. Dinner was a large plate of chicken, vegetables, and noodles mixed together at 9:30pm.

1-18-21

“I think I may have made too many tater tots, but oh well...”

Considering there were 68 left for me, perhaps it was...

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Doing some rough math...

That's about 1,000 calories.

If you assume each one is about 1.3" long, that works out to roughly 7.3ft of tater tots if you put them end to end...

1-24-21

Not much new...

Only had 32 tater tots around the 21st.

“Take these last couple pieces of jerky, if I keep it here, I'll eat it.”

Two pieces of pizza and a piece of chocolate cake on Friday.

1/27/21

Piece of chicken
potato slices
2 pieces of pizza
fries

1/28/21
turkey
mashed potatoes
dressing

brownie bar

Got a brownie, chocolate syrup, crushed oreos

“Do you want ice cream?”

“Yes.”

“Is that all?”

“I think so.”

I step over to the pizza bar.

(brownie bar server steps over)

“Do you want some pizza?”

“Yes.”

“One or two?”

“Two.”

“Anything else?”

“I'll step over here and get some fries...”

(She stepped over and put fries in the box – the other server was busy – folded the lid and handed it to me.)

248.6 that night.

2-5-21

Lunch
1 piece of chicken
rice
pasta with chicken
2 pieces of pizza
fries
2 small containers of strawberry ice cream

Dinner
(Dennys)
3 piece fish
fries
corn

brownie
2 bananas

248.2 at the end of the day, +4

2-6-21

245.2

2-13-21

38 tater tots Thursday night

Tonight

“Do you want a piece of cake or a cupcake or both?”

“Both.”

“Both?”, she said sounding somewhat surprised. “Do you want ice cream?”

“Yes.”

Almost forgot about the 5 chocolate/cream cheese cupcakes...

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Just counted up the muffins/etc that I bought to have for breakfast but forgot to take with me. Didn't realize I had 18,000 calories worth of stuff to eat before it goes bad.

Looking back at my old Tumblr page (that I forgot the password for), I guess this has been happening for a while...

(Hands Burger King employee coupon for 2 chicken sandwiches and small fries)

Did you want anything else?

Can I get a fish sandwich?

We have those 2 for $5.  Would you like that?

Umm…  Yes…

(Hands me the bags)

I didn’t order onion rings…

I just noticed that on the screen.  You can have them anyway…

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Pre-Covid Christmas

Between 9 Christmas parties, a work party, 3 birthday parties, New Year’s party and all the leftover cake, cookies, ice cream, and other food, it feels like the past month has been a constant buffet.

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I wanted some pumpkin pie.  I couldn’t decide between the big one or the little one.  I ended up with the little one.

Coworker 1 comes in and asks if I want some pizza.  I had 3 pieces from a medium, then lunch and a piece of pie later.

Coworker 2 comes in today and asks if I like pumpkin pie, then gives me half a large pie.

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It’s gonna be a few minutes for your order.  Would you like a piece of pie while you wait?

It’s free…

Yeah, ok.

(finishes pie and walks up to counter)

Did they give you a piece of pie while you wait?

Yes.

Do you want another one?

I guess…

(finishes second piece of pie in time for food to be ready)

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What’s that?  You didn’t know I had a cake and cookie cake, and you baked a cake?  You only want a couple pieces, and you’re giving the rest to me?  It’s almost the size of a ¼ sheet cake? 

Okay…….

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Partway through my sandwich and fries, I heard “Does anyone want my fries?”  I nodded my head yes, but I had to finish mine first.  I finished mine and started on theirs.  “Does anyone want the rest of these fries?”  “Maybe.”

So, I finished the second half plate of fries and looked over at the others, which were then picked up and set in front of me.  So, I finished them.  I still felt ok, maybe not even totally full.  I didn’t notice anything until it was time to go.  When I stood up, my belly bumped the edge of the table. (I guess it was sticking out more than usual...)

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Sandwich, large piece of cake, a bit of watermelon, a banana.  Still got 2/3 of a quarter sheet cake, half a watermelon and a 12″ cookie to go.

Don’t want it to go to waste.  Guess it will go to waist instead…

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I suppose keeping up with those eating around me and those mini donuts could be where the extra 12 pounds came from.

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No one wanted the last piece of chocolate cake, so it was given to me - making 3 pieces.

Later...

Did you see what I saved for you?
“Yes.”  (unwraps jelly filled krispy kreme)

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I remember eating in Amish country.  After eating, when I tried to lay on my back, it felt like I had a brick laying on my belly.  It was weird feeling the weight of the food pushing down…  Laying on my side was more comfortable.

One woman in the group exceeded her stomach’s capacity and had to run to the bathroom.

I guess that is one advantage of being able to eat a lot.

A camp meal:
Breakfast
2 pancakes, 1 toast, cereal, yogurt, went back and was given 3 more pancakes,

Lunch
personal pan pizza, apple cobbler, salad, went back for another personal pan pizza.  Found out afterwards we were having a banquet for dinner…

Dinner
1 pork chop that didn’t have much meat, roll, green beans, scalloped potatoes, cake, ice cream.  Someone asked if anyone wanted the other half of their roll.  No one else wanted it, so they asked me.  I took it.  Someone else didn’t want the other half of their roll, and gave it to me, too.  Another person asked if I wanted their pork chop.  She said I didn’t have to take it, but it was there if I wanted it.  I ended up eating it.

That added a pork chop and a roll to my meal.  The second person commented that I was the garbage disposal. 

I felt like I could have eaten more.
cookies for snack later.