Ditzy:
I'm short and wide. 5'4" and 443 lbs.
My Uncle says I am wide as a barn door.
I wish I was a few inches taller tho'.
MRFATS53:
Many men, me included, prefer women who are 'as wide as a barn door' and short as well.
Me three :-) My wife is 5-2 and about 330/340 depending on what’s going on with our food budget. Quite wide indeed!