Fat experiences

When Lisa can't get out of bed on her own.
She doesn't even ask, she just reaches out her arms and I know what to do.

Today during a picnic my wife changed her position and ended up doing a “sit-up”. My comment was “nice abs” with a bit of a tease. Her reply was “don’t look at me like that I have abs, under here... somewhere...” with a tease right back at me