Dave20:
You have 6 hours to eat what you want in a supermarket with or without a partner.
What sections are you heading to and what section or area are you planting you butt at and not leaving until your times up?
I'm going to want to maximize my calories. If I'm binging for 6 straight hours, I'd better be at least a full pound fatter afterwards.
Right at the beginning, I'm going to go to the freezer section and pull out a couple tubs of ice cream, but not eat them. They need to sit out and melt, so I'll get back to them later.
While they're melting, I'm going to the baked goods section to find my favorite pie, then eat the whole thing between chugs of a half-gallon of whole milk. That's hour one.
Hour two I devote to savory treats, loading up on chips and dip between cans of pop, getting through as many of both as possible.
Hour three I switch back to sweets, and force my way through a dozen donuts. By the time I'm done I'm going to be really full, so I'm leaving room in my schedule for an hour of food coma time over the course of hour three and four.
Hour four I go to the section devoted to hot foods to go. I bring my melted ice cream, but I'm still not ready for it; I just want to have it on hand because after I sit down to eat here I'm not getting up again. I eat a dozen fried chicken wings and a plateful of jojo fries.
Hour five I'm going to make my way through at least a pound of mashed potatoes loaded with butter and gravy, and just as much macaroni and cheese.
I'll be full to bursting by the final hour, so all I'll be able to handle from here is the melted ice cream. But I'll drink every last drop, filling every single crevice in my belly with the most fattening treat of the whole binge.
Once it's done, I will absolutely be too stuffed to move, so a couple of people will have to carry me out.
Or better yet, leave me there to sleep it off. I'll start all over again if they let me.
