Gaining

HectorBalloon:
Can't do heavy cream myself. Gives me funny reaction. Instead I used a sort of half-fake cream called Elmlea that is made in the UK. My max a day is 275mm. That is 800 calories. It is the only thing that doesn't cause medical problems and is calorie dense.

Real cream = trouble
Plant cream = migraines

HectorBalloon:
Can't do heavy cream myself. Gives me funny reaction. Instead I used a sort of half-fake cream called Elmlea that is made in the UK. My max a day is 275mm. That is 800 calories. It is the only thing that doesn't cause medical problems and is calorie dense.

Real cream = trouble
Plant cream = migraines

Munchies:
What makes this fake half cream?

HectorBalloon:
Can't do heavy cream myself. Gives me funny reaction. Instead I used a sort of half-fake cream called Elmlea that is made in the UK. My max a day is 275mm. That is 800 calories. It is the only thing that doesn't cause medical problems and is calorie dense.

Real cream = trouble
Plant cream = migraines

Munchies:
What makes this fake half cream?

HectorBalloon:
Nutrition Facts
BUTTERMILK 69%, Vegetable Oils (Coconut, Rapeseed), Lactose, Emulsifiers (SOYA LECITHIN, Sucrose Esters of Fatty Acids), Stabilizers (Xanthan Gum, Locust Bean Gum, Carrageenan), Colour (Carotenes).

Say what ya will, it works for me.