PorkyPlumper:I’d love to be on the center of someone’s table right now. Roasted and stuffed to perfection. Drooling over my perfectly fattened well marbled body yummy!
BigDrew46:You sound delicious. Covered in butter and seasoned for days days before your roasted.
I can see your beautifully marbled body. Mmmm
PorkyPlumper:Oh yes please! That will make my pork so flavorful and we want me to be a very tasty porker. And my meat will be so tender and well marbles from the massages. I deserve to be roasted for all the lounging about and stuffing I’ve been doing.
BigDrew46:Yes a slow and low roasting.
You'll be the perfect meal.
PorkyPlumper:You sure know how to handle your meat
BigDrew46:I try...
You'll also be constantly based as you roasted.
What kind of basting sauce should I use on you?
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