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Sometimes minimal effort returns the greatest reward!

So I got a message today from a 20-year old male (I'm 42) which was straight to the point, just two words:

"Cup size??"

Now if a 20-year old lad came up to me in a bar or club and said that, I'd pretty much consider slapping him, or maybe if I were being kind, telling him to f*ck right off. What is it about the internet that makes people think that's an acceptable opening line?!

(BTW I'm not saying he owes me anything for being twice his age, I'm just saying... inappropriate!! and... weird).

Some other people have received that exact same PM. So original and thoughtful of him.

Ha, ok, so not only does he leave out any niceties like, "Oh hi, I like your picture so I was wondering, what cup size do you take?" - or even a basic sentence structure like "What cup size are you?" but he fires the same message out, scattergun-style, to loads of people? Awesome! Bwahaha I wish him luck! If you ever hear of him getting a (positive) response from anyone, be sure to let me know as I'd want to poke that lady with sticks to check she wasn't a bot.

*takes notes* Keep going people, these are gold

I remember that happening! ^^^

What? Seriously, what?

I once had a woman demand I jog on cam for her, first or second thing she ever said to me. When I declined her, having just got back from class (walked the entire length of the University campus, from the building that's furthest from where I was staying) she said, "Well you can just die then."

Not everyone is into being teased; I'd say that most people aren't. If you're going into conversations assuming that the person you're talking to wants to be teased, you're going to encounter a lot of negative responses to your attempts at chatting.

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