Extreme obesity

I accidentally clapped my thighs today as a struggled out of the tub...

I’ve done 4 to 9

1. Break a couch - over time yeah. Broke the wooden joists below my spot (became a bucket chair)
2. Break a bed - yes it was a metal one from Argos, bent all the metal poles under the mattress.
3. Not fit into a car - not quite. But I’ve had a seatbelt not fit many times
4. Not fit into a bus seat - absolutely always take up a seat and a bit
5. Break the scale - does the wii-fit count?
6. Have a triple belly - I’m not sure what you’re counting as triple? But it’s huge so 🤷🏻‍♀️
7. Be able to clap with your thighs - yes
8. Hide objects in your belly rolls - yes when I want to haha
9. Eat a whole cake - I probably could, but I’m much more inclined to savoury. Give me a savoury challenge
10. Squash someone - yes lots of fun

1. Break a couch
Personal goal
2. Break a bed
Personal goal with someone I know
3. Not fit into a car
Too tall for some, but sadly not too fat
4. Not fit into a bus seat
Ass spills over on the sides for most seats
5. Break the scale
Two? I think two, one is playing it safe
6. Have a triple belly
Goals
7. Be able to clap with your thighs
Yep
8. Hide objects in your belly rolls
When sitting it's easy
9. Eat a whole cake
Haven't tried it, definitely possible tho
10. Squash someone
Yes

I'll never tell

1) Yup, 100 lbs ago.
2) Yup
3) If you mean literally can't get in... no. If you mean can't sit comfortably in the seat, yes (car shopping was miserable, actually, because all the seatbelts dig in)
4) Same as 3
5) Nope, who needs scales?
6) Nope
7) I don't know what that is
8) Oh gosh, yes. I've been using my belly rolls as an extra set of hands for at least the past 150lbs
9) You have inspired me to try. I just added a cake to my grocery order. Good job, folks.
10) Yup, although I prefer to be the one getting squashed.

My old Nissan SUV got pretty tight when I was 420+.
I would have to move the seat all the way back to get in and adjust it up a click or two to drive.

Long time ago, all this by 150kg, now with +50 is hard to find a new car

Long time ago, all this by 150kg, now with +50 is hard to find a new car

Haven't done any of these sadly because I am too skinny, but it gives me something to look forward to in the future.