You know you're fat when:

Growingabellyforher

Joined 12 years

You plan out your kitchen to be easily accessible.

5 years

You know you're fat when:

Growingabellyforher

Joined 12 years

Kuchen:
When you have to move the table because the booth is too small.

Absolutely the truth. In fact, I've had more than one waitress get somewhat embarrassed while she moved the table.

5 years

You know you're fat when:

Kuchen

Joined 5 years

Kuchen:
When you have to move the table because the booth is too small.

growingabellyforher:
Absolutely the truth. In fact, I've had more than one waitress get somewhat embarrassed while she moved the table.

Ha ha. Been there. But the waitress gets excited the next time, because she knows how much he orders and we're good tippers.

5 years

You know you're fat when:

Wheresmyfeet

Joined 13 years

When I break the armrests off the chair I am sitting in.

5 years

You know you're fat when:

Bicepsual

Joined 6 years

You start putting deodorant between your thighs, under your boobs and belly.

5 years

You know you're fat when:

Chubbydiva

Joined 17 years

When you can barely squeeze into a booth. I was almost stuck in a booth trying to get out.

5 years

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Bicepsual

Joined 6 years

Your spouse confronts you that you need to wash between your rolls now. 😳

5 years

You know you're fat when:

Fatbe10

Joined 8 years

Loveroffat30:
You know your fat when your moobs can rest on your belly.

You know your fat when you can eat an entire large pizza and still are hungry.

You know you are fat when you need to rest after climbing the stairs.

You know you are fat when your thighs touch when your feet are spread apart at a normal distance.

You know you are fat when you have an arm pit roll.

You know you are fat when you have stretch marks that are reaching your belly button.

You know you are fat when you can�t see your toes.

You know your fat when your belly covers your penis while sitting.

You know you are fat when you can hide 5 or more king size chocolate bars under your stomach.

You know you are fat when you can use your belly as a table.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE FAT WHEN YOU WEIGH ALMOST AS MUCH AS YOUR SKINNY COUSIN WHO IS 6 ft 10in.

Strongly agreed.

Also, friends poking you with finger all around, especially in belly and you get often punched in abdominal area

Someone pinches a fat around your stomach, while you are in speedos.

5 years

You know you're fat when:

MissPorker

Joined 8 years

You know you're fat when you can feel your belly jiggle against your thighs as you waddle around

5 years

You know you're fat when:

MissPorker

Joined 8 years

MissPorker:
You know you're fat when you can feel your belly jiggle against your thighs as you waddle around

ThirteentailsGetsFat:
This is a relatively new feeling to me, and I really love it!

It took me a second to realize what that sensation was but it was very arousing when the full weight of the situation set in (no pun intended). I've gotten so fat that I've graduated from belly hang to full on apron.

5 years

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