Fat experiences

I am at the dinner table with family and break the arms off the chair.

A rickety chair at a restaurant and a bed with my wife.

My sister once broke a table with her ass. She weighed around 230 at the time and was standing on a chair to close the curtains. She fell from the chair and her ass landed on our wooden table. The table snapped on impact and she was perfectly fine. She got up and walked it off. 😱

Sometimes chairs aren’t designed to accommodate the ideal stretch so I’ve damaged the backs of some from stretching my back out.

at christmas dinner the wooden chair i was sitting on shattered in pieces. i was left flat on my back with my stomach exposed. all of my family got up and tried to help me up. it was quite embarrassing but looking back on it brings me a lot of satisfaction.

I bent tf out of a chair at a rehearsal once. Guy who owned said chair said I was built like a linebacker. Lol