Fat experiences

This is so funny ....I love it.

[quote]Oliver Hardy:
Speaking of elevator fun : always great when it opens its doors when its pretty crowded. People already sighing while there's enough room for a few more to enter, according to the limits on the sign. But then I step in and immediately the buzzer goes off and the overload light on the display lights up. Such a shame that I can't hear the comments of the crowd once I step out to their relief...[/quote

This is quite funny.....I could only imagine the relief on there faces as you got back off.

When I'm late to a dinner with co workers and they already requested a table instead of a booth for my "comfort".

I wish that had happened to me! I went to lunch with my boss the other day, and got stuck trying to get IN the booth. My gut was hitting out on top of and under the table! I was slightly embarrassed and trying to not get turned on when he said we could look for a table somewhere.

Having to give my fat body time to air dry because I'll end up drenched in sweat if I try to towel dry myself. New pics posted from this morning.

So true.

When the chubby little man gets out of breath while doing chores. I was working in my study the other day and I heard him strain as he came up the stairs.
Also when he makes a feeble attempt at exercise. He tried to do a sit up- well, let's just say sit ups won't be a part of his future

Just a side note, I can't believe how I've gotten to love that. If I can, I pull my belt one hole tighter. It pushes my belly fat up and over the belt. It's actually comfortable because my shirts stay tucked in. Once my pants find their "sweet spot" they stay there. So many benefits to being fat, dontchoo agree?

I'm just really starting to feeL the affects of gaining weight in the last year or so (about a 15 lbs gain). Feeling my belly pushing against the waistline of my pants and having to re-zip them everytime I stand up. My belly sticking out when I walk downstairs.

All the ways my arms have become too"short":
- too short to reach across my fat gut and buckle a seatbelt.
- too short to put on socks comfortably (a lot of balancing and jumping around as my fat jiggles)
- too short to reach something on the ground (whether sitting or standing)
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