Fat experiences

Sometimes chairs aren’t designed to accommodate the ideal stretch so I’ve damaged the backs of some from stretching my back out.

at christmas dinner the wooden chair i was sitting on shattered in pieces. i was left flat on my back with my stomach exposed. all of my family got up and tried to help me up. it was quite embarrassing but looking back on it brings me a lot of satisfaction.

I bent tf out of a chair at a rehearsal once. Guy who owned said chair said I was built like a linebacker. Lol