Fat experiences

You know you're fat when you break the high capacity dining room chair purchased especially for you.

You know you're fat when you buy a business class plane ticket and end up sitting in two economy seats because business seats don't have moveable armrests.

You know you're fat when you go to your laser hair removal appointment and notice how much effort it takes the employee to maneuver the laser head as she's zapping away my hair.

When the heel part of the rubber on your flip-flops are turning into craters :-)

When people keep offering you food?

When you give up on the little tape measure in the sewing kit and get the 100ft tape measure from the hardware department?

When even your shadow is fat lol

When I worked at the covid center earlier this year, I'd eat 2500 calories at the food huts then have a 1500 calorie Indian meal when I got home lol

When you're 5.5 pounds heavier at the end of the day, and you think you might still have room for more.

When you can't bend over at the waist because your waistband is digging in, and you're afraid dinner might come back up.

After the second person in your group asks if you want the rest of _____, and someone else comments that you're the garbage disposal.

You know you’re fat when a skinny person’s entire desert is a light snack for you.

You know you’re fat when you have a desert with all three meals instead of just dinner.

You know you’re fat when you get new stretch marks just as the old ones are beginning to fade.

When a kid says "look Mommy that lady has a butt it the front too".

When you realise that if you would weigh your bmi in Kg you would still be over weight