We keep escalating. Started out as me being like "immobile is a fun fantasy but sad IRL" and her being like "I'm not fat, I'm curvy!"
Now we're at the stage were I'm like "I'm gonna get you too fat to walk and have to roll you out in a cart for dates so everyone can stare!" and she's like "I'll let you do it so I can boss you around because I'm so fat and helpless!"
7 months
