My fantasy is probably living with a roommate who's also a complete feedee in denial. He's always got an array of excuses ready for when I walk in on him stuffing his face; he's having a bad week, he's just having a cheat day, he's going through a breakup - I always retort with a cheeky insult or a bit of teasing about watching what he eats. Maybe I bring up how chubby he's starting to get - that makes him incredibly pissed off, and he angrily lists off a million more excuses, while I pretend I don't notice how he's blushing, or sometimes, straight up hard. Eventually, though, he gives up and confesses his 'secret' to me, and is shocked when I tell him I already know. He doesn't know what's in store for him, though, now that he's come clean.
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Wtf. That actually sounds like a pretty good premise for a story. Should I whip the pen out and write a short, maybe?
2 years