I went out to lunch with a friend this week we got sitted at a booth and while I fit just barley it was really tight and half my belly hung on the table and there wasn’t any play in the booth so I was kinda just wedged in
Well my expanding butt exploded out of my pants while doing the housework today.
Good actually, since the exposure of its substantial and increasing surface area lost me several hundred watts of excess heat energy from all that vacuuming and dusting, no doubt.
I know I’m getting plump, I feeling it everywhere, especially with smaller things like getting up, cannot put shoes easily and etc., the most embarrassing was when I finished eating yesterday my belly was exposed and one of my family members was just standing there and was patting on my lower belly, it was WEIRD!
When I was at a party with friends I hadn't seen for a long time. I've gained about 50 pounds since I last saw them. One of my friends' partner was pregnant, so as a joke they put on a baby show for her and me - my belly was actually sticking out.