General

Hmm, probably Mint Chocolate Chip.

Rain or snow?

Skyyyrim!

Star Trek or Star Wars?

Light, since neither is an option.

Tim Allen or Richard Karn?

Canada duh...

German beer or American beer?

Toast.

McDonalds or Burger King?

The latter because it's worth a million dollars and only temporary.

Dogs or cats?

Donuts, that's the tastiest part.

Fire or Water?