Fat experiences

You know you're fat when:



Starfish:
Oh I can guarantee, I will not be offended


I know. I was talking In Real Life... it's more complicated.
3 years

You know you're fat when:

mackenziebigbelly:
You know your fat when you break every camping chair you sit in, can't fit in any booth, buy big stretchy pants because your belly is to big to handle button up pants anymore and realize that you went up another whole size in a month, when you can't lean close the bathroom mirror to do your makeup because your belly is too big, and when you are short but can no longer comfortably fit into small cars due to your belly and thighs. Oh and also when you can't tie your shoes anymore. I haven't been able to do that in a while. lol


Sweet ☺️☺️☺️
3 years

You know you're fat when:

You slowly start asking others to do menial tasks you never had a problem doing yourself, ie. "hey, can you bring me my phone charger while you're up?".

Over time, this becomes 2nd nature and is done so often that it becomes a silent-agreement with everyone around you that you don't "do stairs" or get up for virtually anything, ever.

You're a lazy tired fattie now that simply needs a little more time to take a load off!
3 years

You know you're fat when:

You know your fat when your 14 and have to borrow your dads trousers just to go back to school because your too fat for your old ones and new ones that should have fit you lol

You know your fat when your 11 years old and weigh more than your mom lol

You know your fat when your 15 years old and your dad kicks you out for being fat and then you really do become a fat Basted lol

You know your fat when your partner can't get his arms around your tummy xx

You know your fat when every time you have Tummy ache you want a B day because it's too much effort to wipe your Ass xx
3 years

You know you're fat when:

you know you're fat when you realise you've been wearing slip-on shoes exclusively for months and have been avoiding shoes with laces and buckles because it's too much of a struggle to put them on.
3 years

You know you're fat when:

doublefrosted:
you know you're fat when you realise you've been wearing slip-on shoes exclusively for months and have been avoiding shoes with laces and buckles because it's too much of a struggle to put them on.


HA Haa that's very true, The last time I fastened my laces was 12 months ago when I had the flu (boy did that hurt) and since then I just slip them on without even bending over lol
3 years

You know you're fat when:

You know when you're fat, when you go out and everyone in all the fast food outlets know you personally
3 years

You know you're fat when:

You know you're fat when you have to steer your friends away from choosing a booth to sit down. You know you're fat when you have to be aware of seating in general and try to judge the space before (attempting) to take a seat.

You know you're fat when you can no longer use tray tables on airplanes, trains and similar because you can't push it down past your belly. And you definitely know you're fat when you have to ask the hostess for a belt extender.
3 years

You know you're fat when:

chubette:
You know you're fat when you have to steer your friends away from choosing a booth to sit down. You know you're fat when you have to be aware of seating in general and try to judge the space before (attempting) to take a seat.

You know you're fat when you can no longer use tray tables on airplanes, trains and similar because you can't push it down past your belly. And you definitely know you're fat when you have to ask the hostess for a belt extender.


I picked up my own before I sent on a trip :-P
3 years

You know you're fat when:

You know you're fat when food is the reward/answer to everything you encounter during your day.

Stress > Eat. Bored > Eat. Tired, Pick Me up > Eat. Pumping Gas > Snack time. Any Errand > Eat. Celebrate > Eat....

You become hyper-cognizant of the snacks available to you at all times while most people walk past those opportunities and don't bat an eye.
2 years