General

Vampires are bloated corpses, they are in no way shape or form sexy, please, they are the living dead ffs!

lmfao, that is brilliant!

Nothing more insulting or obscene as what the human mind infers

Count Duckula anyone?

youtube.com/watch

I kinda liked the vamps in Being Human, kinda sexy but still, you know, deadly. Even the good one ended up killing a lot of people!

I love most vampire tales. I love how they can be used as a metaphor for so many things, sex or addiction or sexually transmitted disease or kinkiness... I find it weird how many want to defang their vampires, after all, it's hot because it's risky, isn't it? The sexiness is definitely there in Dracula, even. I know it's a little kinky, but it also seems to be really, really common to find the sight of (onscreen, at least) blood erotic. I wonder why...

Twilight vampires are pathetic.

I like True Blood...
But Anne Rice I think did the best with vampires. I am talking books here.
Non-sparkly, deadly and very seductive.

I love the lore and history she instilled into it, so many people just do the superficial, she really solidified the world...

I gotta mention, for anyone into this sort of stuff, I highly recommend the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter series. Very cool, though after a few books it becomes more erotica then vampires lol. Still alot of good stuff in there.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anita_Blake:_Vampire_Hunter

Lost boys were some badass mofo's

Christopher Lee. That is all.