General

What would you do

I'd stash it for about a month to see if you turned up to collect it. If not, I'd start spending it in small amounts on treats I wouldn't otherwise buy myself. If you turned up after that, I'd tell you the missing money was a holding fee.

What would you do if I appeared on your doorstep with a big, gorgeous black forest gateau/cake, dressed just a tad seductively?
13 years

What would you do

I'd quest fearlessly after the treasure, dispatching the ninjas with a deft blow from my trusty shovel!


What would you do if I sang out of tune?
13 years

What would you do

Stand up and walk out on you... Just kidding! I would probably sing quieter so I could hear you. Then I would pinch your cheeks and tell you how adorable you are.

Would you follow the rabbit down the hole?
13 years