Gaining

Gigantic weight gain

Stop pooping for a month?

Really there's no safe, sane, reliable method to gain that much weight in one month unless your metabolism allows it (unlikley).
10 years

Gigantic weight gain

You can start adding those meal replacement drinks and power bars to your snack list. As well as drinking milkshakes made with cream and eating lots of peanut butter. Got to lots of buffets too? I. Not sure, Apr us very soon.
10 years