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Isn't that basically grog (a name which has the advantage of sounding about as unappetising as the instructions do)?

I wish I was fancy. There's some awesome fancy drinks that I will order in a heart beat.

When I do actually drink during a wrestling PPV, I'm a fruit punch nut. I'll drink it 24/7. I usually put a few ounces of rum in a glass and fill it with fruit punch.

Sometimes I'll have 2 or 3 glasses of red bull and cherry vodka throughout the night.

I like this one,
Skittles
1 shot of vodka,
1 shot of blue curacao,
1 shot of taboo,
half fresh orange and half lemonade until the glass is full
Finish off with optional straw and umbrella

Something invented by myself and a friend at uni.

Christmas Pudding

1 pint cider (CIDER, not perry, or any fruit abomination)
1 measure whisky
1 measure Malibu

Stir with a *wooden* implement and make sure you're not doing anything important the following day.