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Gary1627   United Kingdom
Joined 14 years
LipsOfWine wrote:
hmmm...

diving straight in with "So how would you like to be daddys little fat girl?"

scary thing is i've actually heard that or similar 'daddy' references a few times, disturbs me.
Woah, better not use that one then.
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Greatest chat up lines that youve heard in ff so far

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Crazyfnbill   United States
Joined 13 years
CurvyEm wrote:
From quite an ugly guy.

I bet you've never had a boyfriend before, some guys like fat girls I'll be your boyfriend. (paraphrased from someone in the chat here)



WOWWWW... You should have played along so you could meet up and then kick him where it counts..

Some people.... wowwwww
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AskDrFeeder   United States
Joined 15 years
It's not usually a pick-up line, but I always like:

"Wow! Are you THE Dr. Feeder?"

smiley
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Rubenxfa   United States
Joined 13 years
SumptuousShauna wrote:
"I was wondering if you'd like to do some incest roleplay with me. I really love incest."

I can go for just about anything, but... There's just something about incest that's, you know, WAY more taboo than being obese...

I'm gonna call these Hall-and-Oates moments. 'Cause honey, "I can't go for that! NooOoOoo..."


To each their own but that is a pretty big opening salvo...
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Harmony   United Kingdom
Joined 11 years
'how can i service you' not even a hello ! or 'can i eat your face' no thanksss
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Dutch Feeder   Netherlands
Joined 17 years
Harmony wrote:
'can i eat your face'


ah the classic 'hannibal lecter' pickup line. If you want your love interest to run screaming for her life this is the way to go!
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OneAmongMany   United Kingdom
Joined 12 years
Ok this isn't something I heard from here, but it could equally apply and whilst I don't do chat up lines, I really want the oppertunity to say it - for no other reason than I think its funny :

'Sweetheart are you inside that dress trying to get out, or on the outside trying to get in? Either way I want to help.'

#lols#
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Murphy   United States
Joined 21 years
WonderWoman wrote:

he: oh come on, just once, cam with me.
me: no, i told you, i don't cam!
he: you won't regret it, make an exception for me?
me: why would i? Are you special?
he: yes, i am, i can fart that song 'jingle bells'.


Hey, that's talent though. You should at least watch him do that.
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OniGumo   United States
Joined 17 years
Reaperman wrote:
I may start using "There will be cake!"


This made my day. I am reminded once more of how insanely awesome you are.
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OniGumo   United States
Joined 17 years
Also, here's a nice awkward pick-up line I've gotten. "Show Dick?" First and last thing the guy ever said to me mwahahaha, *block*
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