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Funnel feeding newb.

So I'm writing a funnel feeding scene into a new story I'm writing and my other half suggested I actually try it before writing the scene.

Bit nervous at idea. Have a few questions about it if anyone can help.

a) Is there a specific sort of funnel that is best used?

smiley What are safe amounts to do in any one go.

c) does it get messy?

d) what are good things to funnel feed? I can't do excessive amounts of dairy due to IBS (can do milk and yoghurt, not sure how much of that I would have to have to get same IBS effects of heavy cream or ice cream)

Thanks in advance
8 years