Stuffing

I used to live in an area with a lot of fast food places around, and when I would go for walks, I would often see women (always moms in family cars) order a ton of food for their family, pull into an adjacent parking lot, inhale half, throw away the trash, and take the rest home.

As for myself, my mother-in-law is both very health conscious and not a great cook. Whenever we go to eat at her house, my wife always checks the menu to let me know whether I need to eat a snack before we go or a full meal, since even when there is something I might like there, I take a more socially acceptable portion. Sometimes, I overdid it at home and then struggled to finish the small meal at her house.

I usually binge when my wife is out of town or when I go alone to our mountain cabin. I buy lots of fattening food and gorge on it. Then I sit around admiring my bloated belly. Just too much fun!