Food and recipes

Cream drinks

I don't think this is really a "shake", so here it goes.

16 ounces of heavy cream
2 teaspoons sugar
dash vanilla extract
dash almond extract
shot of grenadine

This is like melted ice cream -- very fattening and a lot cheaper and easier to deal with than ice cream. It packs around 1400 calories per 16 ounces and goes down quick.
6 years