Definitely prefer skinny friends. A few reasons
- they tease me: call me names, poke my fat, call me out for being huge, things like that. I get to be the center of attention.
- they do things for me because they think I'm unable: for example, if I drop something my skinny friend will pick it up before I have a chance to move. Just cuz I'm slow doesn't mean I can't. But hey I don't have to get up and I love being lazy.
- they expect me to eat and make a pig of myself: when we go out they order big mains and always offer me to finish their food. I just order an appetizer and save my $$
- they're perfect for fattening: spent a summer with a skinny friend and was just a total bad influence on him. I subtly discouraged him from working out, and only kept unhealthy food around. He put on 30lbs (I put on 70lbs)
4 years
