Lifestyle tips

Gaining without spending too much money

aurasphere:
Poor OP. They just wanted to afford to get fat with friendly advice...


Yes. Back to the original question. Forget all that health advice. You want to get fat tomorrow on the cheap?

Answer in two words:

Little Debbie
4 years

Gaining without spending too much money

I've been gaining weight this cycle by relying entirely on heavy whipping cream for the extra calories. The stuff is incredible.

I'm drinking a lot of it (1 and 2/3 quart per day), so I'm going through almost 12 quarts per week. I've gained 23 pounds in three weeks, and it's only costing me about $37 per week.

If you're going to try this, you need to take it easy. My mistake when first using it is that I was drinking too much at once.

The body can only absorb 1000 calories worth of fat per sitting. So limit yourself to no more than 10 fluid ounces at a time. If you try pushing for more, you might end up like I did, frequently getting nauseous and vomiting some of it back up.

If you're going to drink it more than once per day, give yourself at least two hours in between each serving.

If you stick to those rules, drinking heavy whipping cream should be easy. Best of luck to you!
3 years
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