I love language. You may have heard some of these. Which do you like? Do you have any to add to the list?
Growing lockdown love handles.
Getting a pandemic potbelly.
Growing some pandemic paunch.
Gaining pandemic pounds.
Gaining corona kilos.
Gaining the quarantine 15.
Gaining the quarantine quarter-ton.
"Hefty" at Home (Healthy at Home)Pandemic plushness.
Lockdown lard.
Homebound Husky
Lockdown luscious.
Growing virus voluptuous.
Covid Belly.
Getting the "Closed-Gym Jiggle"
"Plump"-demic
Work-from-home widening
Corona corpulence.
"Pound"-emic
"Expand"-demic
Getting the "virus spread"
Plague-plumpened
"Fattening" the curve
Homebound Heft
Work-from-home weight gain
Virus Voraciousness
Virus Vore
Stay-at-home Stomach
Covid stress stretch marks
Corona chub
Flu flab"
Covid compulsive eating
Covid comfort eating
Pandemic plump
XXL lockdown
Button-popping pandemic
Self-isolating self-fattening
Gaining the "Covid 15"
The Pandemic Fifteen
"Flu"PA FUPA
Wuhan Widening
'Rona Rotundness
Lockdown flab
Getting a Covid Bod
Layoff lard
Essential Eating
Covid cupcakes
Unemployed and Unfit
Lockdown Doughboy (or Doughgirl)
Pandemic Pig
"Nom-Nom-Essential"
Pandemic Plushness
Growing a "corona rump"
Getting "corona cuddly"
Covid overindulgence
Pandemic pastries
Obesity outbreak
3 years
