Fat experiences

So...I just put my phone in my hoodie pouch and went outside and zipped up my coat. 2 minutes later my phone rings, a friend asking "you called"? Um...no, must've been a pocket call.
"At least your ass is thinking of me"

I didn't have the guts to tell her it was my gut. Does this mean I'm fat now?

That's definitely known as paunch dialing

I didn't know that was possible. I've heard of butt dialing, but not belly dialing. If you are gaining, I say that this is a great indicator that you have grown quite nicely.

I have had stuff in my purse dial numbers before.

Lol, I've definitely belly dialed people by accident when I've pulled out my hoodie and found it outgrown since last year.

Mine are outgrown since this year 🤯

Lol, I guess mine is actually the same. It fit fine in January. I've not had to use it since covid started and that was 65ish pounds ago.