Fat experiences

I love how my doctor gives me "the talk" about how I'm clinically obese and need to take steps to fix that.

No, doc, I won't be doing that. In fact? Next year you'll see me even heavier than I am now.

It was a morning appointment, so after my physical I went and got some McDonald's breakfast.

My endocrinologist always has this talk with me when I see her. She tells me different methods of losing weight but I never take her advice. I’m just going to keep gaining.