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I want to know ways on how I can be more of a slob.

Some things I'm doing lately are having my floor in a mess of fast food wrappers. Loud burps, farts, crumbs scattered everywhere.

What other things can I do to be more of a slob than I already am?

My wife and me are slobs
Out grow clothes stop washing and all hygiene pm me if you like

Just watch any episode of Hoarders.