General

ILuvChubbyChix:
This is off topic but...

If I knew a cute feeder was working at one just behind the counter, I might occasionally order something like that on purpose. But instead, maybe the hot chocolate.

I'd also make a point of sitting inside, and rub my gut on purpose while gulping down the entire thing, making sure the feeder is able to see it, just to tease.

Ex Jock:
It’s weird that the barista would say something, but yeah either own it and enjoy coming back fatter after months of the regular order, or just continue to order it realizing outside of Starbucks you will never see this person again and don’t need their approval or care about their impression of you. Easier said than done I know, but it’s still true

AskDrFeeder:
What I say to nosy questions:

"Why do you ask?"

However they answer that, respond by saying "have a nice day" as you walk out the door.

Wolffeeder:
Are you actually going to drink that?

That's why I ordered it...

Nope, I like throwing money away...

Yes, do you want to watch?

Yes, do you want one, too?

Kimllyy:
A few weeks ago, I discovered the most delicious drink at Starbucks: an iced matcha latte with heavy cream and no ice. A venti is easily over 2000 calories and it tastes exactly like melted green tea ice cream, which I love. I’ve had melted ice cream in the past, but it’s hard to do discretely at home with roommates. This is so much easier and has way more calories.

To try to be discrete, I do a mobile order and just pick up my drink with little to no interaction with the baristas. However, today the barista asked me if I was actually going to drink it. I was super embarrassed and made up a quick lie about it being for some prank video.

Now im at a crossroads. I’ve never been able to drink as much heavy cream as easily (due to both taste and convenience). But I’m afraid of getting called out by a barista again.

What should I do ?