If I was going to a fa themed Halloween party. I would probably go as a fat chef. Everyone loves a fat chef. Right?

I think I am beyond middle age. 55 years old

Nearly all to my big fat belly

When I worked for kroger back in the 2000"s I wore a costume called "Red hot Rocker" it had a pimps type hat a a one piece open shiny red suit that totally let my big belly hang out. Of course I had to wear a white t-shirt under it. But I didn't want to.

But I can't say no to a big piece of cake

Ever since I became obese I have loved the sight of my own fat body

I forgot to say the age. I was 14

Personally I would enjoy stuffing myself to death. Since I alone have made myself this fat. Why not go all the way?

Gulp down a tub of melted ice cream for starters

I love to bi ge before bed. Choosing sweeter foods prevent most heartburn. The only regret I have is that I didn't give into gluttony sooner