Weetabix:
If you want to be immobile then jump off a bridge and break your legs. If you want to become too fat to stand then keep eating and keep standing until you can't stand. If you set a goal it's vital that it's logically clear because you are programming your brain. Program your brain to make you immobile and getting fatter is the least efficient route. Program your brain to get fatter forever and you will pass through immobility as you eat yourself to death.[/quote]

that's honestly pretty messed up

Id love to read what you have in mind, even good writers make paint watching exciting

Thanks man, do you happen to have measurements of what you did? That’s mainly what I’m looking for but I’m not gonna ignore the other advice you have

I've been thinking about doing one of these for a while but i'm also a bit scared if i get the formula wrong, can someone help me with that and provide other tips? thanks

I'm not sure of this is waddling but sometimes when I walk, my underwear gets closer to my crotch and so I waddle a little bit in order to pull it down a little unsuspiciously. also I waddle a little after long periods of time while walking

sometimes I'm like this with cookies, i grab the package and then try to eat a few but end up thinking "one more couldn't hurt" and I end up eating the whole package. so you're not alone with this

try bringing it up with a mod or admin

I have quite a few but a lot of them are more or so made for drawings/comics, I'll be happy to share them with you if you want them but only in dms since there's a lot and it's very wordy

I guess I'm free right now, wanna go to dms?