Not anymore. I got 2, almost 3 large fries in my gut, with 2 big burgers and drinks.

Half of my "viewed profile" notifs have left the site by the time I check them, and I'm on here a lot.

Oh yeah, it's not GOOD, but it is (or was) cheap and unfilling.

Honestly, I've been minorly altering my clothes, instead focusing on my head, and how I act. This year's going to be a pilot, leather jacket and grey pants, with a leather helmet, goggles, and fake cigar.
Last year I was Backwards Guy.

Think about modding the clothes you have, instead of getting new costumes.

The only one near me closed long ago, but I ate and ate BIG the last few times I went. I was in middle school, and I downed easily 2 whole pizzas and a pound of pasta, no joke. I'm a hungry guy now, but I was bottomless (and gaining much faster probably) back then.
I'd definitely go now if it was still there. I'd probably need two of those dinky chairs, but I could eat for hours.

I agree. I feel like I stick out like a morbidly obese thumb at gatherings, and I'm never far from my stomach grumbling for more food. People always want to make sure I've had enough to eat at buffet style events as well.

I think I'm definitely getting to be a 7. Getting just a bit too big for this world.

A chill is in the air across the U.S. How many fatties are digging through their closets and discovering just how much fatter they got over the summer?

I haven't either. I just stepped on one I found that went to 300.

It's even better on a 400 pound one that thinks, and thinks... And "Err".
Or on an old spring one that spins around 300 and gets wedged at 60.