I think I just need to give in and buy a heavy duty scale. At least 500 pounds.
3 years
Tol5667:
I'll sometimes do it if I'm not going into a store or anything and just in drive thrus, which gives me kind of a thrill but not much further than that.
Yep. I roll my gut over my belt, undo some shirt buttons to let my stomach bloat as I fill it with drive thru food.
3 years
Any office job, really. No exercise, short lunches make you eat faster. The fate of 75% of office chairs is to be swallowed by increasingly fatter asses, or break down under bulky bodies. There's a reason most have adjustable width arms, or removable ones.
3 years
I found two scales in a thrift store today, and remembered advice I think I read here: weighing well over 300 pounds, I put a foot on each scale. It totaled 420 pounds.
I weigh at least 440 at this point, so this method is not accurate.
3 years
Not anymore. I got 2, almost 3 large fries in my gut, with 2 big burgers and drinks.
3 years
Half of my "viewed profile" notifs have left the site by the time I check them, and I'm on here a lot.
3 years
HappyBigBelly:
Average pizza and average pasta, really.
Oh yeah, it's not GOOD, but it is (or was) cheap and unfilling.
3 years
Honestly, I've been minorly altering my clothes, instead focusing on my head, and how I act. This year's going to be a pilot, leather jacket and grey pants, with a leather helmet, goggles, and fake cigar.
Last year I was Backwards Guy.
Think about modding the clothes you have, instead of getting new costumes.
3 years
The only one near me closed long ago, but I ate and ate BIG the last few times I went. I was in middle school, and I downed easily 2 whole pizzas and a pound of pasta, no joke. I'm a hungry guy now, but I was bottomless (and gaining much faster probably) back then.
I'd definitely go now if it was still there. I'd probably need two of those dinky chairs, but I could eat for hours.
3 years
Bigboy32:
never hungry and you blend into a crowd really easily.
Morbidly A Beast:
I disagree entirely! Since gaining weight I’ve become completely insatiable, even after eating what I once thought was a large meal, and frankly I can’t help to notice I’m the biggest person in most rooms/crowds hard not to go unnoticed.
I agree. I feel like I stick out like a morbidly obese thumb at gatherings, and I'm never far from my stomach grumbling for more food. People always want to make sure I've had enough to eat at buffet style events as well.
3 years
