Honestly, I've been minorly altering my clothes, instead focusing on my head, and how I act. This year's going to be a pilot, leather jacket and grey pants, with a leather helmet, goggles, and fake cigar.
Last year I was Backwards Guy.

Think about modding the clothes you have, instead of getting new costumes.

The only one near me closed long ago, but I ate and ate BIG the last few times I went. I was in middle school, and I downed easily 2 whole pizzas and a pound of pasta, no joke. I'm a hungry guy now, but I was bottomless (and gaining much faster probably) back then.
I'd definitely go now if it was still there. I'd probably need two of those dinky chairs, but I could eat for hours.

I agree. I feel like I stick out like a morbidly obese thumb at gatherings, and I'm never far from my stomach grumbling for more food. People always want to make sure I've had enough to eat at buffet style events as well.

I think I'm definitely getting to be a 7. Getting just a bit too big for this world.

A chill is in the air across the U.S. How many fatties are digging through their closets and discovering just how much fatter they got over the summer?

I haven't either. I just stepped on one I found that went to 300.

It's even better on a 400 pound one that thinks, and thinks... And "Err".
Or on an old spring one that spins around 300 and gets wedged at 60.

On walmart.com, I found a couple that go up to 550-560 for less than 50 dollars.

I've had the same problem. I've been told using two analog scales, one for each foot, but that doesn't quite add up. For my last 40 (maybe 50 at this point 🥴? Haven't been in a while) I've been going to a clinic and asking to use theirs. They go up to 500 or 600 I believe. Other than that, I guess just getting a more expensive scale online. I'm unsure of accessibility or accuracy of something like an animal or freight scale.

A bigger belly makes you feel more powerful, but too big a belly makes you weak, muscles too busy carrying weight to do powerful things.