Zombie apocalypse for fatties
sethman wrote
If Zombies were real and then came out of the grave hunting for brains, let's face it. At least where I live, pretty much anyone is fat. Including dead people. Most zombies will be fatter than I am. Zombies in my neighborhood aren't going to be any faster than me, as all the fitness freaks around here are still alive. I think I'd be fine.
If Zombies were real and then came out of the grave hunting for brains, let's face it. At least where I live, pretty much anyone is fat. Including dead people. Most zombies will be fatter than I am. Zombies in my neighborhood aren't going to be any faster than me, as all the fitness freaks around here are still alive. I think I'd be fine.
rofl, touche.
As for the OP, was this post inspired by the pure awesome film known as:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombieland
?
14 years
Memorable reunions and sightings
billedmeup wrote
A cute girl used to work in a Starbucks near my office. I used to see her all the time. I found out she was a manager. She wasn't skinny but she had narrow hips and a pretty thin waist. She had good size boobs and I thought that under the Starbucks apron she might be hiding a little belly. I was watching because I thought she had potential.
She was very cute and looked a little exotic because she had dark eyes and black eyelashes with bleached blonde hair...kind of a Gwen Stefani look. Also, she seemed kind of aloof...never said much but the minimum and not very friendly.
I didn't see her for awhile and one day I was having lunch at California Pizza Kitchen and there she was as waitress. I saw her there from time to time but usually sat at the counter so she never waited on me. After a while I noticed that she seemed to be putting on some weight and her uniforms were getting tighter.
Tonight I went to dinner there and to my surprise she showed up as my waitress with black hair and about 30 extra pounds. I hadn't seen her in ages. First thing I said was, "You used to work at Starbucks."
Big smile, "Wow I can't believe you remember me, that was 3 and 1/2 years ago and I was blonde." She says something about being away for a while taking classes. Now she is very friendly and chatty. When she turns to walk away I am fixed on her butt which has grown nice and broad. Her pants are so tight it looks like she might split a seam.
A cute girl used to work in a Starbucks near my office. I used to see her all the time. I found out she was a manager. She wasn't skinny but she had narrow hips and a pretty thin waist. She had good size boobs and I thought that under the Starbucks apron she might be hiding a little belly. I was watching because I thought she had potential.
She was very cute and looked a little exotic because she had dark eyes and black eyelashes with bleached blonde hair...kind of a Gwen Stefani look. Also, she seemed kind of aloof...never said much but the minimum and not very friendly.
I didn't see her for awhile and one day I was having lunch at California Pizza Kitchen and there she was as waitress. I saw her there from time to time but usually sat at the counter so she never waited on me. After a while I noticed that she seemed to be putting on some weight and her uniforms were getting tighter.
Tonight I went to dinner there and to my surprise she showed up as my waitress with black hair and about 30 extra pounds. I hadn't seen her in ages. First thing I said was, "You used to work at Starbucks."
Big smile, "Wow I can't believe you remember me, that was 3 and 1/2 years ago and I was blonde." She says something about being away for a while taking classes. Now she is very friendly and chatty. When she turns to walk away I am fixed on her butt which has grown nice and broad. Her pants are so tight it looks like she might split a seam.
I hope it goes further then that for you
14 years
