I notice new weight under the arm pits and my upper thighs.
I also notice my arms as they rub on the sides of my belly or love handles I guess you would call it.

People do the mentos and coke.
But with my limited science sense it seems too much carbon dioxide in the body could cause a toxic reaction or a over dose of CO2 in the blood.

I think its sexy watching a pretty girl get fat.

I quit 2 years ago and don't miss it.
I did gain some weight from quitting maybe 30 lbs or so but I was already fat anyway so nobody could tell if I gained any LOLOL.

Mine was over 80 last Dr visit.
Not sure how you calculate it but my Dr was kinda upset.

Every time I go shopping with my Mom.
Every time I have a doctors appointment.

I have had others claim being around me has cause them to gain.
I eat a lot so I can see how they might think that.

Tying shoes is a pain in the butt.
Finding a coat that can go all the way around me and actually zip or button.
Finding a winter coat that doesn't end up on top of my butt.
I could probably think of a few more but that was enough for now LOLOL

How did it go with the client?

Apple IMO because you are big around the middle.
Nice round belly BTW.