There's no magic way. You could try tiptoeing around the issue and see if they get really interested all of a sudden.
E.g., you say "God, I've got to stop eating so much...I'm going to get fat at this rate..."
12 years
Everyone should come as their favorite snack.
12 years
"How to Get Fat" on my site.
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TheCannibal wrote:
I think we should have a new tradition of throwing our feeders into ovens.
Just the cannibalistic ones I hope!
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Well, the witch never does get a chance to eat Hansel, so I don't see any problem with it.
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It's a common fallacy that someone wishing to gain should just find the one most fattening food there is and eat that exclusively.
It doesn't work. The gainer gets sick of that one thing and eating becomes a chore.
Don't worry about finding one fattening thing. Find lots of things. Variety, variety, variety!
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TheMarshmallow wrote:
While quite a lot of these are humorous, I'd advise against using a comeback if (or more likely, when) a situation like this arises.
Comebacks can backfire, but when they work they can be sweet. (I guess I should have labeled them: USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!)
So how would YOU respond to remarks like these?
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