We're about three quarters of the way through 2016 with holiday season just around the corner and I'm wondering how people stacked up against their goals. I didn't set a goal...I actually entered 2016 not planning on gaining at all but I wound up having another fattening year getting as high as 360 and hovering in the 340-355 range since then.

Cute!

Can you use these tricks in response to shouts as well?

That would be so much fun!

Yea, I've ridden the weight gain roller coaster this past year and I think you might be right. The last time I was able to lose a significant amount of weight was in January but that resulted in me rebounding all the way up to 360. The prospect of dieting and exercising is so bleak after enjoying all that good food and nothing beats a food coma on a Saturday afternoon! I've been trying to cut back on stuffing since the beginning of the summer but I'm somehow still above 340 and I haven't been below 300 since March. I think I'm just a fulltime fatty now.

I'm not 400 pounds but I bet your capacity would be huge at that size. I'm sure one would have plenty of belly to play with and take up so much space.

Yea, I know what you're talking about. I started off gaining on a whim because someone dared me to get to 230. I got there in no time flat but I wound up overshooting that by a lot because I got addicted to all the good food and became a couch potato...I'm way too fat to do anything else now.

Up to 50.8...I've really packed on the pounds!

It's a play on my actual last name and I sure have lived up to it.

I LOVE this fantasy! After getting a taste of what it's like to lay around, be lazy and eat all day, it's hard going back to 8 hour work days. I'd totally consider staying home and being his/her pet project if I met the right person.