Pygmalion:
Buy a cheap funnel with a tube, you can get one in the oil section of walmart for about 3 dollars, be sure you get one with the attachable tube. Funneling is effortless and makes the consumption go by super fast. Just decided to kinda try the feedee side of this thing out a bit and had three 7000 calorie stuffing days back to back. The first two days I funneled a quart of heavy cream right before bed both days. Its gone in like 40 seconds, about 3200 calories. About 30 minutes later though your stomach is very upset. For hours. My stomach protested far less when I stepped it down to just funneling a pint of heavy cream before bed. Thats my recomendation to you.
Oh wow thats good to know actually, are you able to do the tube feeding yourself? I've been wanting to try funnel feeding myself because I cant find a feeder, but didnt think I would be able to
7 years
One quart of heavy cream is roughly 3200 calories, at least my heavy cream is. Im not sure personally if you want to do the math to find out how much you would need to eat each day to gain the weight in the time you want, that's your job. Im not sure of your daily calorie intake right now, but adding heavy cream will add pounds
7 years
Drinking that insane amount would probably net you closer to 200, but thats assuming the health problems of chugging that much liquid calories dont get to you first.
3500 Calories is roughly one pound of fat
I would work out how many calories extra you need to be taking in if you want to reach your goal. Dont use heavy cream as a meal supplement, but use it as free calories. Like "Oh I just ate 1200 Calories for a meal, now im gonna drink an extra 500-700 calories of cream"
And be careful, heavy cream works wonders, but if youre tryna avoid stretchmarks, Im not sure if its the best to use, you also might want someone elses opinion other than my own, because I personally use heavy cream recklessly health permitting.
7 years
Im not sure what it would do to your belly, but it's also something that is extremely hard to do lol. I drink dairy like a ***er, I mean I was basically doing the GOMAD diet, before I knew what it was. And I still feel kinda shitty after drinking large amounts of heavy cream.
If there was a way to do it without precautions, you would blimp up, and more than likely get massive stretch marks
7 years
I think the first month I started gaining I put on maybe 15-30 pounds, heavy cream is a magic tool lol
7 years
Girl2feed:
By the way do you know what's (generally speaking) the best weight gain rate to avoid stretch marks or is it too dependent on genetics to even have a guess?
I think this would be too heavily reliant on genetics to truly determine, but I'm not sure personally
7 years
Heavy cream works wonders lol
7 years
So far Ive been getting some crazy stretch marks with rapid weight gain, Ive put on roughly 40-50 pounds in a 2 month period and it's turned my stomach, thighs, crotch, and some of my arms into a mass of stretch marks. Im not sure how slow you have to go in order to avoid them, but I do know that puttin on pounds fast definitly brings them. Other than that things that tend to follow with rapid weight gain include, back pain, joint stiffness, obvious stretch marks, outgrowing of clothes, and people have had health problems, but I havent experience any so far.
7 years
Heavy cream is something you should look into also, that made me blimp up pretty quickly, just be careful about how you use it
7 years
