Reflection of Perfection:
Wait, you mean the 42 year old with no pics and a giant run on sentence in his profile asking random strangers to take a bath with them isn't totally normal behavior?🤣
shadowddr:
sorry I dont write like William Shakespeare, like you, English is my second language, at least I'm trying my best, and to be honest Im ugly as hell and YOU PEOPLE DISCRIMINATE ME if I post a picture but if I dont you make fun of me, then what do I do?... I apologized and everything and you are still kicking my nuts, what do you want from me? you know what you can all GO FLY A KITE!!!
Nadie te discrimina, cabron. Tienes que tratar mejor a las mujeres.
2 years
shadowddr:
Actually, hygiene is really important so... to be ure we both are clean, let's take a bath together "DOUBLEFROSTED"
doublefrosted:
I just want to make it clear that I find suggestions and propositions like this from complete strangers unappealing and, frankly, cringy. Please stop.
LuvsChub04:
in shadowddr profile in his about me, he sounds like a total creep
Wait, you mean the 42 year old with no pics and a giant run on sentence in his profile asking random strangers to take a bath with them isn't totally normal behavior?🤣
2 years
shadowddr:
WOW ALL THAT?!?!?!?
doublefrosted:
Yes, all that. If I'm going to be in a serious, long term relationship with someone I shouldn't have to settle for anything less, and I won't.[/quote]
I'm guessing hygiene scares most of them off🤣
2 years
Rachhole:
Pulling my kitchen chair out before I start running dish water
Ah the old sitting down to do the dishes. I've seen that before :-)
2 years
Horror Doll:
The next feabie?
Nah that wouldn't work. The same a-holes that are on that one will infest the next one.
2 years
My wish....21 year old me making out with 21 year old Solei Moon Frye on the top of a red 1958 Plymouth Fury with Roy Orbison on the radio🤣
2 years
To quote the great Damon Wayans...
"Hated it"
2 years
Last, there was a Friendlies commercial in the 90's where this gigantic sundae is placed in front of a woman and her eyes go bug eyed before we cut to the food itself being advertised. We cut back to a Violet Beuregard-esque round ball of the lady as her friends try to push her out the door to no avail.
Superfatman:Is that where this gif comes from?
www.deviantart.com/apexreaper12/art/Fat-Free-Ice-Cream-Weight-Gain-777562650Always loved it for how easy it makes gaining look!
That's it! Maybe I was wrong about being a Friendlies commercial but that's what I saw. Glad I wasn't imagining it lol
2 years
I saw a recent thread about weight gain in movies a d on TV but I figured to ask if anyone's seen or can find a few commercials I remember seeing over the years. Most of them were actually weight loss ads but with a twist.
One was a doctor reading off a list of what the person they are weighing ate over the holidays and keeps pushing the scale bar up after each item.
Another was a closeup of some dudes belly at Thanksgiving dinner and he keeps saying "pass me this, pass me that" until the belly expands and a button flies off. The voice over says "could you pass my button?"
Another which I *think* was a Special K cereal commercial where a woman in a red bathrobe is bent over putting presents under a Christmas tree and a girl up the stairs goes "Santa!" before the canera pans to the woman's face looking miffed.
I vaguely remember one when I was a kid where a bunch of people are in front of opened presents and saying what they got for Christmas. One lady says "a big butt" and some guy goes "15 extra pounds".
I very clearly remember the Subway commercials from aboit 15 yesrs ago where this couple orders various things like "thunder thighs" "double chin" and "double blubber" at the drive-thru.
Last, there was a Friendlies commercial in the 90's where this gigantic sundae is placed in front of a woman and her eyes go bug eyed before we cut to the food itself being advertised. We cut back to a Violet Beuregard-esque round ball of the lady as her friends try to push her out the door to no avail.
Anyone remember these or have some of their own?
2 years
