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I agree with the others. There is absoletely no reason to get married. She will probably stay thin until you two divorce. Then she will gain 100 pounds, and you'll wish you had her, but she will be gone.
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I just crested 1000 lbs!

Anyone want to buy a bridge?
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Fatter bum

It's genetic. If someone takes hormones of the oposite gender, then they will accumulate fat genetically of the oposite gender members of their family. In other words, if a man takes female hormones, he will most likely look his sisters or mother.
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We want a bigger ass!

It's genetic, unless you want implants
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