GainingLear:
I've definitely tried resting my belly on the counter, but unless you've got a serious apron belly you're too close to the counter to get much additional access.
beatlemasterkingkong:
Cool, thanks. Is there another way you help yourself get off? Like lying on your side or back for instance, or using one hand to hold your belly up?
Any of those.
Laying on your side generally gives the most access. On your back can work but depends on how your belly lays while on your back.
Lifting your belly is an option but how well it works depends on how fast you get off. Lifting your belly isn't great it takes you a while.
6 years
I've definitely tried resting my belly on the counter, but unless you've got a serious apron belly you're too close to the counter to get much additional access.
6 years
Lol, yeah I'm right there with you. It's been years since I could see it over my belly and my fupa is fat enough to hide it completely.
6 years
I've had this a few times.
When I worked for McDonald's this got me out of mopping the lobby because the door to the cleaning closet was too narrow for me to be able to reach the faucet to fill the mop bucket.
This is one of the reasons I don't fly. I can squeeze into the bathroom on board but can't turn around once I'm in there. You know you're fat when you have to back into the bathroom on a plane.
At my favorite local cinema I've recently had to start using the handicap stall because my hips are too wide for the door on the normal stall and I don't fit sideways either.
Normal doors aren't a problem... Yet.
6 years
My record a few years back was 40 pounds during the holidays while competing with friends to grow the biggest belly.
6 years
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 340 pounds
Chest: 59"
Waist Standing: 60"
Waist Sitting: 66"
Hips: 53"
Thighs: 33"
6 years
Oath Bringer by Brandon Sanderson
6 years
I got one of these last weekend.
I was at a convention and ran into a girl I knew in middle school, I've doubled my weight since she saw me last. She only recognized me by name. At least I wasn't the only one who had filled out.
7 years
MarshmallowMinotaur:
"Wasting food is a sin".
Then I must be a saint.
7 years
Conversion therapy is something to be avoided but it is mainly used to try to turn gay people straight. It mostly turns gay people suicidal. I'd make an effort to avoid it but unless you're also gay I doubt it would even be considered, and if it is I'd find a new doctor.
7 years